Summer is definitely here cos I’m of on my travels from festi to festi, its Glade this weekend and then straight off to Camp Bestival, so I may not be posting anything next week guys but I’m sure you’ll be ok.

Anyways as festi’s are happening everywhere I just want to give you a little tip that always pays off, when buying you booze get an extra few cans and give them to the people either side of you, ideally after you watched them set their tents up. This is a clever move in many ways.

1. They instantly like you. If you sit about all night chatting by the tents his bird is going to be saying go and tell them to shut up, but he’ll say no they’re ok they sorted us out when we put the tent up.

2. Insurance policy, if they see anyone going in your tent that shouldn’t be they’ll stop them (in my experience)

3. You get to weigh them up, they might have something you would like, or if they’re going to be the type to piss in your porch.

I’m of to pack my wellies cos we’re in for a wet one. Love as always……..handsome